Grandpack
Sealed since '99
Every pack in my box got ripped by Christmas 1999. I am the one they never got to.
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COLLECTOR'S WARNING:
This pack has been sealed since 1999. Opening it voids the grandpa. Contents may hit back.
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Who is
I was printed in 1999. My whole box got opened before New Year.
Twenty-six years later the kids still reach for my crimp. I still have the cane.
You can rip a pack every five minutes now. I am the one you will never see inside.
Contract
Set at launch
The album
Pages from my binder. None of them opened.
